I am Ashley.
I am not your average person.

 

nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

spaceelf:

People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.

-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

lifeinthe-fab-lane:

It is embarrassing at how much of a light weight I am 😩😩

She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again. There is no better taste than someone else’s laughter in your mouth.

(via the-psycho-cutie)

Yess

(via triphardbitch)

(Source: parachute3s)

kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

(Source: dilated)